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JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

Gone

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

There used to be a flasher round there

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

Till I set the dogs on him

The Famous Orb · Joined: 28 Jun 2007 Posts: 11 Location: Scarrot B

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

Well if that was your uncle eric it was some candel he had in his hand thats all i can say

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

Missing

Terrygold · Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 5

I have often seen the phantom flasher playing with his large candle, but the last time I saw him he was gripping his wick with one hand and running like hell across the cricket pitch closely followed by the local constable with old Billy the park keeper a close third, they soon disappeared into Bucks wood when it all went quiet.

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

Terrygold · Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 5

WOW! I didn't expect that JPW, but I stand repremanded and can only put it down to my medication I must have been overdoing it.
If you take my crutches away how will I get to the Hallowed ground at Saltergate to see my favourite team play? Thinking again, I will probably need more medication after the match.

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

and when youve got his crutches JPW give them to that floc of linnets at Saltergate. They need them more than he wants them. How any body can go there and wach that lot I'll never no. If they were playing in our back garden ide close the curtains. And there making a new ground. At least weel be able to go and see the old one geting bull dozed as a change from sniffing out flashers in summersol. I bet therel be a few rats dive out from there.Theres always summet to look forward to.

F Word · Joined: 04 Sep 2009 Posts: 4

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

I bet your a saltergate 2009 season ticket holder – theres 1 born evry year.

Caryl · Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 5

The View from Upper Brampton

Dear Ed

Please excuse my interjection; the purpose of which is to respond to the allegations made by ‘F Word’ regarding the existence of certain forum members.

‘F Word’: – Welcome aboard the Brampton Bugle. Please spare a few moments to read the Brampton Bugle’s Old Forum pages. (Aka the Brampton Wall). There, or is it here, you will find contributions from some of the people you claim to be figments of the editor’s imagination. You will also note that the same people were highly critical of the editor’s decision to replace the very popular Brampton Wall with the present reader’s forum. As the editor was highly unlikely to criticise his own controversial actions it leads me to conclude that it is improbable that he is impersonating all or any of the people you allege in your maiden contribution.

I was a regular contributor during the Brampton Wall era and I can assure you that whilst I may have been the object of the editor’s fantasies, (he was advised to wear boxing gloves in bed at the time), I am not, as far as I am aware, a ‘figment of his vivid imagination’.

Further you may gather that the editor’s circulation to particular members is perfectly adequate and therefore requires no self induced ‘boost’ such as you claim.

JPW has philosophised on his own existence on more than one occasion, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t exist. It’s just that he’s not sure if he does or not.

There must be human rights issues to consider here; perhaps we will get a ruling from the European Courts of Justice inBrussels one day.

In the meantime I look forward; as I’m sure do others, to your further contribution.

Yours etc

Caryl

JPW · Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 79 Location: Walgrove area

F Word · Joined: 04 Sep 2009 Posts: 4

Gone 2

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

Lucky for her only his tongue was hangig out

F Word · Joined: 04 Sep 2009 Posts: 4

And Me

Arnold Tulip · Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Brampton (west)

Due to plagued plagiarism, especially in the London area Harold Splint has left the building.

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

i thought it had gone quite. Whats all this over plaguererism Arny?[/b]

Terrygold · Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 5

It looks like JPW has ridden off into the sunset in his new Teutonic tank, he seemed a bit down the other day because he hit the wheelie bins with the rear end of his tank. I think he has gone down the wormhole to who knows where, probably gone to get in some practice . Will he be back?

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

well my misses has gone a few times but she always comes back before east enders comes on. she gives the game away by leeving her bingo pen on the mantel peace. i think he meens it this time. has he taken his ratting hat with him . whoos been pinching his stuff - we need to no

Arnold Tulip · Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Brampton (west)

I promised JPW not to submit to the Bugle on account of belligerent solidarity, but being I have the ear of the great man( and many other parts- some in glass jars) I cannot let Terrygold get away with that last snide and inappropriate posting on the Great Wall of Brampton.

Who was it that said- ‘Confidential conversation becomes a dangerous weapon in the hands of a third party, and self aggrandisement though association demeans all’. Oh it was me.

Remember what Clement Atlas said at the start of World War Three- ‘Loose lips sink ships’. If that isn’t a metaphor for thought then nothing is.

And another thing, I have in my possession a miniature voice recorder. Not a very big one mind you, but quite capable of holding 17,000 hit singles of Kathy Kirby, to give an analogy relative to a captive audience. I’ve not listened too much of it, for obvious reasons, but now and then, sandwiched between passages of mind boggling debate, are snippets of conversation that if fell into the wrong hands ( and even ears for greater effect) could also cause great distress

That is all I can say at the moment- Nurse Bormann is due soon with my geniality tablets, so I must sign off---- Off

Arnold Tulip · Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Brampton (west)

Just because JPW isn’t here anymore, doesn’t stop us figments from casting and eye over the only thing we have left to talk to nowadays; even though walls have ears. It’s comforting to know that 12 people, all at once, and at a time, are engaged in forum looking at. What does this mean (a rhetorical question, for all with the acumen* of a captive clever Alsatian). Is there nothing on the tele, or are you anticipating a swift return of the ‘Exaggerist’. If you get 12 people at one go without him, then good riddance. Who understands his ramblings anyway? (Another rhetorical suggestion) Not I.
*No it’s not that.

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

well theres nothing on the telly thats for sure ecsept derek acora coming on this week to get in touch with michael jacsons gohst. he could have hornted a house when he was alive so lets hope he looks better now hees dead. hees also puting bernerd mathews in touch with a turky with no head. ime going to enjoy that one severly . i like realty shows like that and the news and unvercity challenjed. dose anybody want a pen pal if they like that sort of stuff let me no

Bevan Boy Minder · Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 21

ps we liked jpw when theres nothimg on the telly

Terrygold · Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 5

I like anybody when there is nothing on the telly especially Cathy Kirby on my mp3 player when the bin is full.

Ron Pompom · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 15 Location: Here

As I have the ear of The Editor of this magnificent and illustrious organ, I've been lumbered with the job of finding out what has been going on, or more to the point, off, recently. Otherwise he's going to want his ear back, which would be dreadfully inconvenient. The great man himself, our esteemed Editor, seems to be more preoccupied with burying people and spawning alarming numbers of children lately, rather than contributing his elequent wit and cunning linguistic skills for the amusement and enlightenment of our discerning readers. He ought to have more sense at his age, but hasn't.

Anyway, what's all this about plagiarism, and why is stuff disappearing?

F Word · Joined: 04 Sep 2009 Posts: 4

Now I’m not that clever, never was, never will be. My teacher said I was about as smart as a smart Alsatian, but we won’t go into that. So bear with me, and all the other ‘not so on the ball’ readers of the Bugle and tell me one or two things. Firstly- How is it that stuff has been disappearing from this forum when I know for a fact that the editor writes all the stuff himself- eh?

Oh, and what’s all this about Plagiarism? Is it anything to with Eyam?

Arnold Tulip · Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Brampton (west)

Even my dog Bismarck knows the answer to that one. Plagiarism, to put it into words that certain Harry Potter readers would understand, is when somebody nicks your ideas and passes them off as their own. That’s unless you are at university, then to avoid complaints you copy off more than one; then it becomes research.
It was me, as well as S. Fry, Lulu, The Count Basie Orchestra, and William Inger that said- Originality is undetected plagiarism.